jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

(via harmonizecim)

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

(via abrotion)

rizzolimyisles:

Instructions on how to look like Sasha Alexander:

1: You wont

2: You can’t

3: don’t even try

  • while eating food: hell yassss ne regrats i feel alive nobody can stop me now
  • the aftermath: shit im so fat why did i have to do that why can't just fucking say no god what's wrong with me, etc.

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via neonharmony)

eren-j-aeger:

Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?

Like;

That one.

I want her.

(via teenage-dream-22)